Johnny and Tony

Johnny and Tony fighting in the street
The story is different from everyone you meet
But generally, it goes
John hit Tony on the nose
Then Tony told a joke
And everyone got broken bones

Danny and Suzie walking down the street
After a movie and a little bite to eat
They saw Tony's nose
And the blood on Johnny's clothes
Dan held Sue
But they still saw their due of blows

Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")
Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")
But Johnny and Tony don't care what people say
They're gonna do what they got to anyway

Johnny and Tony resting afterwards
Said it all started from exchanging words
They couldn't say which ones
They remembered having fun
Then someone told a joke
And the fun got broken up

Johnny said Tony was the one who told the joke
Tony said "Johnny, do you wanna get choked?"
Then Johnny threw a punch
In fact, he threw a bunch
Tony counted nine
And that gave it the final touch

Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")
Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")
But Johnny and Tony don't care what people say
They're already out for the count anyway

Johnny and Tony lying in the street
Julie and Lily feel a bump in the back seat
Mom and Dad said "you know
Not to lay in the road"
But Tony liked the joke
So they both got broken bones

Julie and Lily watch the ambulance come
Johnny and Tony on the stretchers looking dumb
John said "Tony, it was you"
Tony said "What did I do?"
Then the fight started back
While they're laying there black and blue

Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")
Everyone said "Oh no, they're at it again"
("Oh no, they're at it, they'll end up dead")