Smellists

Hey man
I know a lot of y'all are going to take this as a joke and shit
But this ain't no joke
Because the truth is
We got a serious problem of bigotry in America
And not every oppressed demographic has a voice, you feel me
I'm just trying to do my part to end the silence

I don't want to take a shower
I don't want to smell like flowers
I don't want to clean for hours
I prefer to smell like shit, didn't know there were so many smellists

How come no one accepts me
Can't look past the fact that I'm smelly
Everyone is so mean because I'm messy
I prefer to smell like shit, didn't know there were so many smellists

I smell like a garbage can, I know it's hard to understand
But I prefer it this way, it's just a part of who I am
It was never my choice, I never started with a plan
It just started with a scent, and I caught it and I ran
Cuz BO to me smell like a million bucks
But unfortunately that means I'm silly as fuck
As a result of all that I never feel like enough
Like I'll be lonely forever and that really would suck
I wonder if there's somebody else out there like me
Highly unlikely but I guess there might be
Who's attracted to the beautiful smell of raw sewage
Mixed with rotten eggs, if so, then call Cupid
No ones admitting it but everyone is bigoted
As someone hating on the biggest kid like what's the difference
Nobody talking bout the smellists
It's bout time someone called em out, so I tell it

I don't want to take a shower
I don't want to smell like flowers
I don't want to clean for hours
I prefer to smell like shit, didn't know there were so many smellists

How come no one accepts me
Can't look past the fact that I'm smelly
Everyone is so mean because I'm messy
I prefer to smell like shit, didn't know there were so many smellists

I'm ostracized by society
I don't get texts, no one'll even write to me
I don't get calls, no one'll even dial me
Let alone sit on the other side of me
And so I'm having trouble with my sobriety
Drugs and alcohol never judged me
Who else am I gon turn to when it's just me
They the only two things that ever loved me
They the only things that make me feel something
Is there a single person for me
Or is this a deal breaker ain't no worse it can be
No one gets it, no one even worries bout me
Downloaded tinder, why not I mean the service was free
I started swiping while listening to my JBL
I saw a pretty girl and thought I'll probably take another L
Read the last line of her bio I said wait what the hell
It said by the way, I should mention I ain't got no taste or smell

I don't want to take a shower
I don't want to smell like flowers
I don't want to clean for hours
By the way we didn't even match, yo life comes at you fast
How come no one accepts me
Can't look past the fact that I'm smelly
Everyone is so mean cuz I'm messy
She was my only hope now I'll probably be forever solo

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