The Longest Martyrdom Song Ever Written (feat. Brian Logan Dales, Emma Hunton, Janaya Jones, Jesse Merlin, Jeff Sumner & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: The Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "the Exorcist")

Oh
Oh
Oh
Ten steps until I jump
Ten steps until he jumps
Nine steps until I jump
Nine steps until he jumps

Eight steps until I jump
Mommy
He gave his life to save Megan
Eight steps until I jump
You know he's really such a nice man
Seven steps until I jump
Even though he's filled with Satan
Seven steps until I jump

The power of Christ compels you
Six steps until I jump
The power of Christ compels you
He wouldn't buy or sell you
Six steps until I jump
He didn't die to fail you
Five steps until I jump
Now we can move away
And find a brand new day
Five steps until he jumps
But mom he still hasn't jumped
Oh you know what you're right about that

Four steps until I jump
You can do it I believe that you can do it
Four steps until he jumps
Three steps until he jumps
Do you think he'll make it
At this rate
Three steps until he jumps

Two steps until I jump
You'll never beat me stupid priest
It's the day of the beast
Two steps until he jumps
One step until he jumps
No you'll never get me never
No you'll never get me never
One step until he
You know Garras Church says all suicides go to Hell
Great then I can escort you there myself
Jump