Yuppie Man
I went to med school
Flunked out on day 1
Bought all my text books
And then I lost 'em
I went to lawyer school
Became a lawyer
I go to Cape Cod
I'm a lobster boiler
I stay up all night
Play Call of Duty
I got a fat wife
With a small booty
I went to Asia
With a work friend
I bought some nunchucks
And then I lost them
Yeah yeah we're yuppies now
Eat two brunches every Sunday now
Yeah we like it
Yeah we love it
I never read my emails not even just a little bit
I'm a yuppie so please don't bug me
Unless you wanna talk about money
'Cause all us yuppies yeah we like money
We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny
Whoa whoa whoa
I'm the Yuppie Man
I love my car and I hate my wife
Got some new shoes they're my whole damn life
I love my job that's where I take my naps
I got a whole closet full of baseball caps
Got a purebred bulldog that I don't walk
You should shut up now so I can talk
Did I mention I'm on Tik Tok
I message people there that my wife doesn't know
Oh. Oh very short solo. Okay. Oookay
I'm a yuppie so please don't bug me
Unless you wanna talk about money
'Cause all us yuppies yeah we like money
We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny
Whoa whoa whoa
I'm the Chubby Man
Flunked out on day 1
Bought all my text books
And then I lost 'em
I went to lawyer school
Became a lawyer
I go to Cape Cod
I'm a lobster boiler
I stay up all night
Play Call of Duty
I got a fat wife
With a small booty
I went to Asia
With a work friend
I bought some nunchucks
And then I lost them
Yeah yeah we're yuppies now
Eat two brunches every Sunday now
Yeah we like it
Yeah we love it
I never read my emails not even just a little bit
I'm a yuppie so please don't bug me
Unless you wanna talk about money
'Cause all us yuppies yeah we like money
We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny
Whoa whoa whoa
I'm the Yuppie Man
I love my car and I hate my wife
Got some new shoes they're my whole damn life
I love my job that's where I take my naps
I got a whole closet full of baseball caps
Got a purebred bulldog that I don't walk
You should shut up now so I can talk
Did I mention I'm on Tik Tok
I message people there that my wife doesn't know
Oh. Oh very short solo. Okay. Oookay
I'm a yuppie so please don't bug me
Unless you wanna talk about money
'Cause all us yuppies yeah we like money
We spend it if it's cloudy or it's sunny
Whoa whoa whoa
I'm the Chubby Man
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Writer(s): Michael Hanford
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