Chicos Torpes
The men of our town break their backs on the farm
Make an honest day's living
Never done no one harm
Our wives are good women
Couldn't ask for much more
But when we leave in the morning
They unlock the back door
Some rascal podcaster's been in my wife's girdle
And in my Luxardos
And my son's Ninja Turtles
Purple hair on my pillow
Or maybe it was blond
The only thing I know is my wife's love is gone
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
My wife spends her time while I'm out on the range
With a moron whose voice is unbearable strange
His nose weighs two pounds
And he's gangly as sin
What makes it all worse is he's hung like a pin
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
A sweaty Don Juan
A wet Cassanova
His breath stunk of rum
And his ass Cherry Cola
It took him no time
A fifty-ninth of an hour
Took all my blue pills
And then took my wife's flower
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
When they come to your town
Go ahead, let them in
And be happy your women
Have big toothy grins
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Why why why why
Make an honest day's living
Never done no one harm
Our wives are good women
Couldn't ask for much more
But when we leave in the morning
They unlock the back door
Some rascal podcaster's been in my wife's girdle
And in my Luxardos
And my son's Ninja Turtles
Purple hair on my pillow
Or maybe it was blond
The only thing I know is my wife's love is gone
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
My wife spends her time while I'm out on the range
With a moron whose voice is unbearable strange
His nose weighs two pounds
And he's gangly as sin
What makes it all worse is he's hung like a pin
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
A sweaty Don Juan
A wet Cassanova
His breath stunk of rum
And his ass Cherry Cola
It took him no time
A fifty-ninth of an hour
Took all my blue pills
And then took my wife's flower
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
When they come to your town
Go ahead, let them in
And be happy your women
Have big toothy grins
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Chicos torpes
Why why why why
Why why why why
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Writer(s): Michael Hanford, Jefferson Dutton, Timothy Kalpakis, Mark Nishita
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