My Name's Joel

Hey everyone
My name's Joel

My name's Joel
I'm five feet high
Although depending on the dating app I like to imply
My multiplicity
I'm actually thirty two-inch guys stacked up in a trench coat

My name's Joel
I'm a little badass
I'm a bold, shockin'
Tough-talkin'
Jaywalkin' fellow
As soon as I determine that the light turned yellow
(You have to be safe)

My name's Joel
I go real hard
I wake up and I pound a couple of waters through the night
And then I overdose on Gummy Vites
(They're not bad for you)
(They're not good for you)

My name's Joel
I've got a microphone cable to tell stories and fables
And facts and jokes
You've come to unwind, relax
Have some laughs
You've come to see what the song evokes

There's so much to learn right here
So buckle up and jot your thoughts out in your notebook
Shake off your troubled year
You can take your heavy load and hang it on the coat hook
Woah--

My name's Joel
Hey come on in
It's really toasty in here
I think I'm in your computer
I got blankets
I got pillows
I got hot chocolate

I'm not quite small but not quite a medium
I have a lot of facts but have to Wikipedi'em
I'm in middle, in the bittersweet
I do little of this but not that

My name's Joel
So that's a bit about me
Just comin' up and drummin' up
Some buzz about the word
From the voice with the verse
And the fifths and the thirds and the fourths
Because about the source now ya heard

My name's Joel
I'm five feet high
Now I'm gonna tell you fifty digits of pi

Three
Point
One
Four
One
Five
Nine
Two
Six five three five
Eight nine
Seven nine
Three
Two
Three
Eight four six
Two six four
Three three eight three
Two seven nine
Five
Zero
Two eight eight
Four
One
Nine
Seven
One
Six
Nine
Three
Nine
Nine
Three
Seven
Five
One
Zero