Matcha Man

Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha

Bing! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham

Matcha Man
What a fool
He will smack you
In the jewels

He's exciting
He's no dud
He only lives
To smash your pud

Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha

He'll make sure
Of his footing
Then he'll kick you
In your pudding

And your cookies
And your hosey
He'll pummel them
Pink and Rosey

And just when you
Are on the mend
Again he'll crush
Your little friends

Hey now Matcha
Oh my Matcha
He will punch you
In the crotcha

Bing! Bang! Slam!
Your in a jam
He will slug you
In the ham



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Hansen
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