Jake’s Mom

I saw her at the school today
Hair piled high, heels to the sky again
Running to the PTA
And bringing fresh brownies for the kids
And then - ugh!
I can't explain
How she feels no pain
Her kids never yell
And mine, well
I hate to compare
But life is unfair
Some moms make me wanna shout
I hate to obsess
But I must confess
That Jake's Mom, oh Jake's Mom
Got it figured out
I saw her getting their vaccines
Kids on her arm, not a hair out of place
What? Wearing white designer jeans
And not a single wrinkle on her face
Well, I can't explain
What's happening in her brain
Her kids don't raise hell
And mine, well
I'm sorry to rant, but I simply can't
With her stupid mom clout
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna know why
Jake's Mom, oh Jake's Mom
Got it figured out
Oh, got it figured out
Jake's Mom, oh
Why can't I figure it out like Jake's Mom?
I saw her at the store one day
Hair piled high, heels to the sky
Like she glistened
Something 'bout the way
Her kids, well, they just listened
I wish her well, but she can burn in hell
With her homemade sauerkraut
I don't actually want her dead
Just out of my head
'Cause Jake's Mom, oh Jake's Mom
Got it figured out
Oh, got it figured out, Jake's Mom, oh



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Writer(s): Nico Juber
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