Literally the Best

Can't hear you speaking
Don't want your advice
Don't care what's working
My birth plan's precise

Can't hear your judgement
But I've got tons for you
Can't wait to sleep train
The way only I can do

Oh, hello, I'm-
The greatest mom of all time
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I'm so good it's a crime
Literally the best
Of all time

Have you ever changed a diaper before?

No, how hard could that be?

Okay then, what about reading any books
On parenting styles, attachment theory?

Uh

Well, with my first, we-

The greatest mom of all time

I am the best mom
Cooler than the rest mom
Better than my own mom
Playing on my phone mom
Little Gucci onesies mom
Pumping just for funsies mom

The greatest mom of all time
The greatest mom of all time
What?



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Writer(s): Devyn Rush Lappitt, Nico Juber
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