Formidable Opponents

Stop the press, review the texts, what a mess, press reset
'Less the test subjects get loose again, imagine the distress
Their goals of destruction are greater than Vesuvius
Mankind's punishment for sins gratuitous
Sporting devilish grins forget amends and what they told us
Before we lose 'em, adjust the doses
Prep antidotes before they notice while they're frozen in poses
Oh my, they're formidable opponents
Walking fortresses, eating more than Snorlax in the morning
Oh wait, they're groaning
Impossible that they've grown so powerful
How radical, 'course the project lead is out on sabbatical
Sound the alarm, they mean us harm, we don't have long before they
Aahhh wait, what's this breath on the nape of my neck
Oh for heaven's sake! We're too late!
Cold has no effect, why'd we only drill for earthquakes?
Oh great, did she faint? Wake her up, get her safe
From the escape route, he leapt down and said
Leave these second rate clowns to me
Giant grin on his face, and who should proceed
None other than 2 Duke Nuke Ems spewing hadukens
Arms like spruces, cruising to bruise with short fuses
Appeared with nooses and began to sneer
Above the new peers, they evoked tears that seared
With nothing to hold dear, they made it clear
Surrender or become tender
Either way, it ends here
It ends here