Gossip Ship

In it's sails took slight breeze
Ship was ready to take over the seas
Maribelle left the harbour on one sunny day
Headed to open sea over the bay
Cabin next to cabin like in a small town
Now they have town of their own
Handsome englishman was on a deck
All people knew about him was his name
Ladies dream was his teeth on their neck
Frank wasn't into that kind of fame
Flirting was one thing Frank didn't care
Just easy living and tons of beer
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
He was a burly sight and polite
He would not harm even a fly
Ladies made up a reputation for him
They had begun man hunting
Sandra showed up one morning
With toothmarks on her neck
She said those were Frank's
And they made out on a deck
She made it all up
So others would envy her
Frank didn't know a thing
And he just kept drinking
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
Guys were sure that Sandra
Would never be with Frank
Sandra is a princess
And Frank only drank
Stevie was sure
It must have been rape
Because Frank would
Never get such a babe
Nobody asked anything
Guys began acting
And Frank was doomed
Just by appearing
Sandra planned to create jealousy
She managed to get Frank
In the bottom of the sea
"Cut his throat and grab his legs
Let's kill that fucking gigolo
And throw him in the sea"
"Let's throw him in the sea!"
He was thrown out from the gossip ship
As they were sailing on the gossip ship
There might be another story to tell
Or someone else's opinion
Once the eager ones stop to yell
Should find also other angle
And before foolish acts
Remember to check all the facts
Dumbness may come at a price
Higher than just "sorry and smile"
There wouldn't be a harm
If they've just thinked it twice
But their hesitation made Frank
Pay with his life
One harmless lie grew into conspiracy
And it all was fueled by jealousy
Frank was thrown out from the gossip ship
Yeah he was thrown out from the gossip ship
They were sailing on the gossip ship
That's what happened on the gossip ship
And all that Frank did –
He drank his drink to get drunk