LA Girls (feat. Joy Mariah Christos)

Oh my God I had three White Claws before I came to dinner
We're here!
LA girls come in all shapes and sizes
Some are sugar sweet
Some are riddled with vices, yeah
LA Girls come in all different prices
Some want sushi on the West side
Others just want cajun fries
The girls in downtown are hella artsy
But they don't got cars cause of the parking
So they stuck in the Uber out on the 110
Tryna make it back home to they apartment
In Hollywood, they just tryna entertain
Don't you pull up to her crib
If you ain't drivin' a Range
They all love The Rock
Even though she's a server
You can't tell the shorty
That she don't deserve a Dwayne
But at the same time
Claim that she laid back and chill
Like you didn't see her swallow a pill
She preachin' to you like money ain't even real
But she never tryna split the bill, hah
Yeah she reppin' LA like a native
And her sugar daddy always get her the latest
Wine in Catalina but she parties in Vegas
Then she goin' back to her job as a waitress cause
LA girls come in all shapes and sizes
Some are sugar sweet
Some are riddled with vices, yeah
LA Girls come in all different prices
Some want sushi on the West side
Others just want cajun fries
The girls in Beverly Hills are pure stress
And they all tiny dog obsessed
I got the juice but she want it cold pressed
She'll cut your heart if you don't cut her a check
And they all spend they day to day
Based on what the moon say
Spin class in the middle of a Tuesday
At brunch, drinkin' mimosa
Like it was Kool-Aid
Red Hot Chili Peppers is they Wu Tang
She got a therapist, she doin' the work
She jet set just to fly from the hurt
The more she makes then the more that she spends
That's the reason why it's empty
In that Burberry purse
At the same time actin' like she worth a mil
She's so broke that her booty is real
She's talkin' 'bout how her ex is a A-List
When he only did background on One Tree Hill
LA girls come in all shapes and sizes
Some are sugar sweet
Some are riddled with vices, yeah
LA Girls come in all different prices
Some want sushi on the West side
Others just want cajun fries
North Hollywood, Van Nuys, Reseda
Girls so far out
But don't worry, I see ya
Ya kinda LA but ya rent is easier
Cat's overweight, tell me what are you feeding her?
And to the girls who were born in LA
I know that you don't associate
With all the cap and whatever they say
Cause they not really from your city
This is just where they stay
LA
LA girls come in all shapes and sizes
Some are sugar sweet
Some are riddled with vices, yeah
LA Girls come in all different prices
Some want sushi on the West side
Others just want cajun fries
So that's your dog right there?
That's your dog?
Can I pet that dog?
Nah, I don't wanna pet that dog
Nah, like why you always got a dog?
Always
Oh that's not your dog
Oh that's your friend's dog
Oh so you're not one of
You're not one of those girls
Ok
But you're gonna bring him in to Trader Joe's though huh
It did like a plop and it just
PSSSHHHH
How did that even happen?
It's the
I thought like you have to shake it up to do that
Yeah, you do! You do!
It was just one shake
This shit is all over my shit right here
Wow yeah, that's super. Yeah
Hahaha
What the fuh