Don't Wanna Know

Not sure its a good idea, nor the best of plans
To write another song about a member of the band
What if he decides to quit, move on to bigger things?
Songs like this go obsolete, man that sure would sting!

I can't seem to stop myself, the urge is plenty strong
Kevin is the subject of another sing-a-long
Chiseled yet he's cuddly, respected yet he's feared
(But) I don't wanna know what's in his beard

Do I spy a condiment? Mustard or mayonnaise?
There's a chance it's innocent, something like toothpaste
Maybe Brad will taste it, yeah he can be a kook
Last time he done learned the hard way, it was day-old puke

I can't seem to stop myself, the urge is plenty strong
Kevin is the subject of another sing-a-long
Chiseled yet he's cuddly, respected yet he's feared
(But) I don't wanna know what's in his beard

Let's chip in and buy the guy a fancy grooming kit
With clippers and a scissors and a little comb in it
If its clear he's unaware there's remnants of his lunch
Kindly point it out to him, yeah that would help a bunch

I can't seem to stop myself, the urge is plenty strong
Kevin is the subject of another sing-a-long
Chiseled yet he's cuddly, respected yet he's feared
(But) I don't wanna know what's in his beard