His Socks Don't Match

We don't know many details, like date-of-birth and such
Can't escape the rumors, yeah, he's got the magic touch
Fingertips like velvet and a tongue that just don't stop
Sit back girl enjoy the ride cuz soon you're gonna pop

Too good too be true, yeah here's the catch
His socks don't match
I'm a crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
One's blue and one is red
His socks don't match
One crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
I'm loco in the head

Gladly giving mustache rides for nickels and for dimes
His number's on the bathroom wall, just call for a good time
Please be patient, bide your time, yeah you are pleasure bound
Understand there is just one of him to go around

Too good too be true, yeah here's the catch
His socks don't match
I'm a crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
One's blue and one is red
His socks don't match
One crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
I'm loco in the head

Well it looks like Dutch wrote another embarrassing song about me
Oh man, this next line is a real doozy
I'm gonna reach down between my legs, my arm bumps my giant schlong
Oh, Jeez, I can't do this

Too good too be true, yeah here's the catch
His socks don't match
I'm a crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
One's blue and one is red
His socks don't match
One crazy motherfucker!
His socks don't match
I'm loco in the head



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