I Can't Believe It's F*****g Christmas Time Again

We just got finished with Halloween
The leaves on the trees are all still green
But all the radio stations are playin
Songs about reindeers and sleighin'
I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again
It's way too early for the season to begin

It's going to give me a nervous breakdown
Santa claus can't be coming to town
There's no way this can't be right
I ain't ready for O Holy Night
I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again
All the little children tucked into their beds
I got to decorate the fuckin tree
And buy presents for everyone except for me
I can't go shopping the mall is scary
And what the hell is a sugar plum fairy?
I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again

Christmas is the time of year when i just wanna stay inside
I see that fat man with a beard
And it makes me wanna run and hide
I don't want to deck the halls
Or roast chestnuts by a fire
I don't want my kids to turn me into a red suit liar

I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again
It's just beginning but it feels like it never ends
I ain't tryin to act like a Grinch
But they'll take a mile if you give an inch
Why won't anyone listen to reason
Its too early for tis the season
I can't believe it's fucking xmas time again



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Leichter, Art Tantasook, Erik Melton, Lee Dellapina
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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