The Best Producer in the West

This song would sound much better if it was produced by Matt
The high end would be heavenly, and the bottom would be phat
It would knock your socks off or I will eat my hat
I wish this was produced by Matt

He's more than merely a musical magician!
Think of him as your artistic obstetrician
Delivering songs with skill and care
Taking care, treating each one fair
And if one's ugly he will do
His best to make it cute for you

What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
Matt shows up and makes those suckers harmonize, of course
He'll play a show 'til half past one
Wake up and do a 5-mile run
Then get a little killer comping done
Do you ever rest, my son?

This song would sound much better if it was produced by Stinn
Like Slipknot at Sound City, or U2 in Berlin
His brain is even busier than the artwork on his skin!
I wish this was produced by Stinn

Oh, Matt, I fear I'm going to sing this high note flat
If only you were here you could take care of that
Cause there ain't no flub that he can't fix
And there ain't no mess that he can't mix
He reaches in his bag of tricks
And just listen to the ass he kicks

Now, Stinn does have one sinful charge to face
He once said that Paul McCartney is bad at bass!
And for this act of blasphemy, his soul is doomed eternally
But that's his problem anyway
While he lives we're A-OK
So people, when you get your pay
Save a little for Rainy Day
There's no place better to invest
If you want your tunes to pass the test
If you want your friends to be impressed
If you want your music to be blessed
By the best producer in the West