Knob Goblin

You already know who it is
And if you don't
It's Jrew Nixon bitch
Haha, yeah
Motherfucker, let's go

She think that she my girlfriend, she can say what I'm supposed to be
Bitch, you ain't my girlfriend, you just cook and buy the groceries
This beat is an alien, and I'm the fucking predator
Rap is a magazine, and I'm the fucking editor
They tell me to cool off like my swag has a button
But I call it Energizer 'cause it don't stop for nothin'
Saw this girl at the club, I said, "Baby, go 'head"
Blow me with the music on, she gave me radio head

Rappers can't keep up with me, I smoke 'em all like Camels
Grind so hard I swear my teeth are losing their enamel
Gravedigger, if a nigga challenge me I'll bury him
You can't go HAM, you're a vegetarian
I got a Bugatti, you don't even have a car
I'm gettin' punani, you got blue balls like an avatar
Running through these hoes like a five-layer burrito
They want my bank I tell 'em, that is nacho cheese dorito
All these niggas say is "Funkmaster flex night"
I'm too busy eating pussy, fuck her junk last, her sex tight

I'm drownin' in the money, I think I need a life raft
Move your fucking Prius man, I'm tryna park my spacecraft
Broke your girl's hip, and left her pussy hurtin'
Hope you don't mind now she got sloppy beef curtains
Girls of every color, you know I don't discriminate
Starting to lose count of the pussies I eliminate
Been gone for a while, I'm a little bit rusty
Coming from behind like I'm Jerry Sandusky
Haha, so watch your back
Yeah

Hood niggas can't even comprehend my rhymes
They can't take it, they be faintin' like some M99
I don't play around, deep down we just animals
So fuck the foreplay, bitch show me your genitals
Don't care which lips I fuck, and I don't care which cheeks I cum on
They call my dick the trampoline 'cause all they do is jump on
Saying that my lyrics are fake, but them asses ain't?
Nigga you can't get a girl, just go home and disasterbate

Fuck wit' me, I'm in your grill like a Blue Rhino
Fuck wit' me, and you'll need to visit with your gyno
Think I totaled her, didn't mean any harm
But I hope she had insurance, better call State Farm
This girl is a comedian, she say she want her lines back
She give me brain I give her anal, talk about a wisecrack

Bitch, who's your daddy? Well, your mother sleeps around
So, honestly it could be anybody in this town
Man, ghetto girls love me, I'm their super smash brother
I always say "please" and "thank you", may I have another
I'm going green, ridin' in a lime-colored Hummer
Yeah, just ask your girl, she know I'm an up-and-comer
Up and coming on your face bitch, you ain't gonna say shit
If hip hop was a race bitch, I'd be in first place bitch

You just on that gay shit, your bitches on that fake shit
That he don't make me cum, so I guess I have to fake it
Yeah, if you don't give it then I'll take it
Nigga you know I'm gonna make it, face it
If a bitch get in my way then I erase it
And if you try to run your mouth, you know I'm gonna break it
I'm on top of the world, you in the basement
Thought you were the best, then I must be your replacement

Call this whore Dumbledore, headmaster
And when I Slytherin, you know I'ma outlast her
Onion booty made me cry when I was walking past her
Rappers wanna battle me but it is a disaster
They see me, and they think I'm scared, 'cause I start walking faster
But I don't fuck with little boys, bitch, I'm not your pastor
Girls are my world, all I do is fuck it
And when they clean up, they need a mop and a bucket
PETA girls bitchin', 'cause every day I'm pussy poppin'
But they don't talk with their mouth full, knob goblin