Chronic Gossip

I just heard this
Rumor about me
It's kinda funny
The things I just learned about myself
People slander me
At every chance they get
First impressions are made before
We've even met

My reputation
Isn't the best
I can't undo what I've done
So don't put my past to the test
If you're so much "better than me"
Why waste your time with your chronic gossiping?
Here's my advice

Just shut your mouth
Didn't your mom teach you?
"If you can't say something nice
Don't say anything at all!"
You must be bored
With your lame, pathetic lives
If you get a rise
Out of spreading all of your lies
(Get a rise out of all your lies)

Relationships should stay between just two
And not involve all of our friends
The ones who talk smack to me and you
Then I'd worry less what's said behind my back
So before you start a rumor
You'd better check your facts
Oh you'd better check your facts

Then shut your mouth
Didn't your mom teach you?
"If you can't say something nice
Don't say anything at all!"
You must be bored
With your lame, pathetic lives
If you get a rise
Out of spreading all of your lies

What did I do?!
To offend you?!
(Ooooh, oooooh)
How can you really hate me?
Cause' I can't recall ever speaking
Two words to you!
(Ooooh oooooh)

(I can't recall ever speaking
Two words to you.)

Don't say anything at all

Shut your mouth!
Didn't your mom teach you?
"If you can't say something nice
Don't say anything at all!"
Just shut your mouth
You're on my last nerve
Just say one more word
And it will come back to bite you!