Rebel With a Cause
Well I'm a nerd
So Star Wars is my life
You jump in my X-Wing
You try and fly with me
I've got my hyper drive
I'm standing by Red Five
Oh you can't deny
This Skywalker surprise!
I've got a real bad feeling about this
The Princess said we're her only hope
And Ben asked me, If I'd go with him
And at first I said no
Obi-Wan teach me your ways
To live without fear
But when you were struck down
You disappeared
Oh he said the Force is what gives a Jedi his power
An energy field created by living things
It surround, penetrates
Obeys, and controls us
Which binds our galaxy together
I'm Rebel with a cause
I've got my proton torpedo
I'm gonna kill the Death Star
Like Han killed Greedo
Oh I mastered the force
Before I could walk
Gained wisdom like Yoda
Before I could talk
"When 900 years old you reach, hehe
Look this good you will not hahaha!"
Well thank you master for reminding me
That I'm not all that hot
I use my lightsaber
To cut and toast my bread
But the Empire try and mess with me
I'll be crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads
Oh oh, crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads
Protocol Driod, C3P0
Those little Jawa brats
They tried to take you away
Astromech, Droid R2D2
We had no idea what you've been through
These are not the droids you are looking for, move along
And we'll need their help to end this galactic war!
*Ehem*
We met the captain of the Millennium Falcon
We're off to Alderan, so please don't ask us no questions
Looks like my speeder I'll have to pawn
Ah man! Ugh. I loved that thing!
Chewys' clearly jealous of the Han and Leia
He's screaming like "Hrahwrarrraahhhhgrah!!!"
Well don't worry bro, you don't have to hurt her
Cuz Han still your number one scruffy nerf herder
But who's my dad, oh who's my dad
Darth Vader are you my dad?
But you're evil and tall
Vader's on the dark side and so very tall
He's got a black cape and asthma
Red saber, He's a Sith so don't ask him
But he says he's my dad
But I don't understand
How can you love me
And still slice off my hand?
So see ya later father
Don't bother!
Don't call me!
Down this Cloud City pipe I'm fallin'
No!
Leia come save me
You can hear my thoughts so save me
You're my sister apparently. Uh. Gross
(Uhhhh yeeeah)
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
And I'm not a creepy stalker
I've got the Rebel Alliance
And the Ewoks on my side
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
You'll remember my name
Especially after Disney makes some more movies
To recap my fame
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
That's where you'll find me
And that's where I'll stay
So Star Wars is my life
You jump in my X-Wing
You try and fly with me
I've got my hyper drive
I'm standing by Red Five
Oh you can't deny
This Skywalker surprise!
I've got a real bad feeling about this
The Princess said we're her only hope
And Ben asked me, If I'd go with him
And at first I said no
Obi-Wan teach me your ways
To live without fear
But when you were struck down
You disappeared
Oh he said the Force is what gives a Jedi his power
An energy field created by living things
It surround, penetrates
Obeys, and controls us
Which binds our galaxy together
I'm Rebel with a cause
I've got my proton torpedo
I'm gonna kill the Death Star
Like Han killed Greedo
Oh I mastered the force
Before I could walk
Gained wisdom like Yoda
Before I could talk
"When 900 years old you reach, hehe
Look this good you will not hahaha!"
Well thank you master for reminding me
That I'm not all that hot
I use my lightsaber
To cut and toast my bread
But the Empire try and mess with me
I'll be crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads
Oh oh, crackin' open those Stormtrooper heads
Protocol Driod, C3P0
Those little Jawa brats
They tried to take you away
Astromech, Droid R2D2
We had no idea what you've been through
These are not the droids you are looking for, move along
And we'll need their help to end this galactic war!
*Ehem*
We met the captain of the Millennium Falcon
We're off to Alderan, so please don't ask us no questions
Looks like my speeder I'll have to pawn
Ah man! Ugh. I loved that thing!
Chewys' clearly jealous of the Han and Leia
He's screaming like "Hrahwrarrraahhhhgrah!!!"
Well don't worry bro, you don't have to hurt her
Cuz Han still your number one scruffy nerf herder
But who's my dad, oh who's my dad
Darth Vader are you my dad?
But you're evil and tall
Vader's on the dark side and so very tall
He's got a black cape and asthma
Red saber, He's a Sith so don't ask him
But he says he's my dad
But I don't understand
How can you love me
And still slice off my hand?
So see ya later father
Don't bother!
Don't call me!
Down this Cloud City pipe I'm fallin'
No!
Leia come save me
You can hear my thoughts so save me
You're my sister apparently. Uh. Gross
(Uhhhh yeeeah)
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
And I'm not a creepy stalker
I've got the Rebel Alliance
And the Ewoks on my side
Yeah I'm Luke Skywalker!
You'll remember my name
Especially after Disney makes some more movies
To recap my fame
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
That's where you'll find me
And that's where I'll stay
Credits
Writer(s): Peter F Wolf, Michael Peter Szumowski, David Dixon, Darryl Leslie Sims, Andrew Coyne, Ina Wolf
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