CAN'T GET UP MY STATS
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
Though I've tried every trick in the world
Spending sleepless nights full of work-related worries
Got my eyes checked to improve my vision
Bought me a hand grip to make my hands strong
Got into flexibility exercises
For all the right reasons
And still I'm having a little problem
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
So I went to confront my problem
Sat down on a mech machine
Without making a scene
I put on a headphone, the batteries are dead
I tried the new keyboard, it was hard as a rock
And the worst luck of all
The sweeper hates me, gives me bad mail
And my miseries continue oh, oh, oh
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
I can't get it up
I don't know what my problem is
No, I just can't get it up
I mean I've been to a therapist and everything
But I just don't know
I just CAN'T get it up, man!"
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
Though I've tried every trick in the world
Spending sleepless nights full of work-related worries
Got my eyes checked to improve my vision
Bought me a hand grip to make my hands strong
Got into flexibility exercises
For all the right reasons
And still I'm having a little problem
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
So I went to confront my problem
Sat down on a mech machine
Without making a scene
I put on a headphone, the batteries are dead
I tried the new keyboard, it was hard as a rock
And the worst luck of all
The sweeper hates me, gives me bad mail
And my miseries continue oh, oh, oh
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
I can't get it up
No I can't get it up
My stats, especially my mech stats
I can't get it up
I don't know what my problem is
No, I just can't get it up
I mean I've been to a therapist and everything
But I just don't know
I just CAN'T get it up, man!"
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Other Album Tracks
- I JUST CALLED IN SICK (PARODY OF I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU)
- PREP TIL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (PARODY OF IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR)
- LET ME SWEEP YOU, BABY
- CAN'T GET UP MY STATS
- I'M GOING TO WORK
- IT'S ALL RIGHT (JOB AT CFS)
- OFF MY MIND
- THE ALBERT SONG
- I JUST CALLED IN SICK (PARODY) - Instrumental Version
- LET ME SWEEP YOU - Instrumental Version
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