I JUST CALLED IN SICK (PARODY) - Instrumental Version

No prepping day to celebrate
No coffee and cigarettes to enjoy for me today
No flats to see, to label and key
In fact, here's just another ordinary day

No teasing day with nobody
No joking of rear ends and no slinging of rubber bands
No legs-looking to the girl sweeping
In fact, it's all my fault that I must say to you

I just called in sick this morning
I just called to say how sick I am
I just called in sick this morning
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

No gossipping in non-mech machine
No exiting to chat when the boss isn't looking
No quick-peeking at some music magazines
In fact, it's just gonna be a very boring day

No lollipops between breaks
No thrill to get to urinate on company time
No cut-throat war at the microwave line
In fact, no accidental eating of somebody's lunch

I just called in sick this morning
I just called to say how sick I am
I just called in sick this morning
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart



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