Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Seventh Heavy Battery of the Royal Australian Army

Ladies and gents and my dearest friends
Today is a mighty fine day
You needn't be wary of the feathered adversary
For I am the one

Oh this bloody strap!

That will shoo them away

I am a man of order and of justice
Who has come to fix your current problem
To rid you curds, of all these birds, causing such kerfuffle
And make your lives a little bit more... simple

It is I

It is him

Major G.P.W. Meredith
Of the Seventh Heavy Battery
Of the Royal Australian Army

It is I

It is him

And what a noble step that I have taken
To let you know that you are not forsaken

I've come to save you from this spat
Of insolent birds, very dangerous in fact
So praise the man who wears the crown
For he will never let you down

Say it with me now in a voice of wonder
God bless this beautiful land down under

He's so strong

I am very strong

He's so brave

Oh yes quite brave

He'll do the trick

Oh yes I will!

And if you didn't like the crown
We'll need you to just calm down
We're here for you my dearest folk
So grab a beer and have a smoke

We'll strike down those avian beasts
Come Thanksgiving you'll have a fest
Who needs turkey when you have emu
They're much bigger, and more protein too

Do we even do thanksgiving?

Who cares you dope just keep listening!

Why didn't you help us here before?

My friend we were off, fighting a war!

I see, and Major, after that?

Later man, we'll have a chat

Have you dealt with these things before?

No worries our ranks are sure

Are you afraid of these deadly things?

Not of something that can't use its wings

Please sir, can you save this person?

Oh sorry can we come back down?
I'm hitting the ceiling here

Can you really get rid of these birds?

Yes man! we have an army of herds

Will you stay here and fight them all?

It will be quite an easy brawl

Please sir can you save this person?

Enough!

I am a man of order and of justice
Who has come to fix your current problem
Look at me now in all of my glory
I'll be the light inside your story

There's no need to worry with the strongest (Strongest)

Bravest (Bravest)

Most cunning (Most cunning)

Fighting force around!

Around!
Around!

Well, we'll work on that



Credits
Writer(s): John Charles Leavitt
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