Half-Baked Douche-Canoe

(One and a half minutes of pain-staking ambience)
(I'm so sorry)
(Like seriously dawg this is painful)

Singing one direction in your gray UV
Posting 'so chaotic' it's a sound to see
While feelings come surround you, it's ephemeral smile
Holding sister's hand now makes it all worthwhile

Searching through your bins to find your new blue jeans
Rising on the phone to tell of last night's dreams
Things stopped making sense and still I don't know when
But the girl who's far away now is my only friend

Screaming out your eyelids while the time starts to cry
Wondering where your man went when you both got high
Cheating on your lover for a toke or two
But coming over later with a sin to do

Seeing your reflection with a broken smile
I haven't felt this terrible in quite a while
Smell more perfume to let the pain subside
And take it as they leave it for it opens wide

My feelings never mattered in the first place
But it's fine unless I'm not and that's the worst case
I feel the engines kicking at the side of my rear
But if it weren't for this mess, I'd still be here

My feelings never mattered in the first place
(Singing One direction in your gray UV)
But it's fine unless I'm not and that's the worst case
(Searching through your bins to find your new blue jeans)
I feel the engines kicking at the side of my rear
(Screaming out your eyelids while the time starts to cry)
But if it weren't for this shit man, I'd still be here
(Seeing your reflection with a broken smile)
Here, oh here, oh here
Oh, here