Velvet

I was born with a mic where a pacifier oughta be
And now it's every night, I got half a demo calling me
Half of them don't seem to have a laugh about it, honestly
I got half a mind to make a joke about lobotomies
Flowzus on the top, I got that seat with the velvet
Perched upon a peak, so I should probably wear a helmet
Calvins on my feet, so these fleas barely bother me
Half of them don't seem to get the joke about it, honestly

Spin that shit like pottery, let me get my rhyme off
Took em a couple of minutes, took me a crown, then I took time off
When I sign off, you know I'll be coming right back
My brain snagged on the cracks of my unreleased tracks, yeah
I still remember rushing down to Gladstone
Waking up with mushroom hangovers in the backbone
The name wasn't Flowzus at the time, different sobriquet
But everybody knew, you put me on, I'll bring the track home
A relic from the era of commercials
Way before the ads were on a thirty-second clock
I mean, way before liking Travis Scott was controversial
I used to burn some 50 on a CD for the walk

I was born with a mic where a pacifier oughta be
And now it's every night, I got half a demo calling me
Half of them don't seem to have a laugh about it, honestly
I got half a mind to make a joke about lobotomies
Flowzus on the top, I got that seat with the velvet
Perched upon a peak, so I should probably wear a helmet
Calvins on my feet, so these fleas barely bother me
Half of them don't seem to get the joke about it, honestly

Like, every time you deliver, like, you go to the first bar
And then the second bar, and then I know that a punch is coming
And the first bar, and then another bar
And I know the punch is coming
And then, there's that every third bar, there's just like
Something real punchy that, like, always speaks to me
And I'm like, I'm waiting for it now
So if that's what you're going for, you're doing a really good job