Green Family Vacation

Ever since our family left
The farm for the city, so big
Each day has been adventurous
For us, and our pig
And our cows, and our goat, and our dog, and our cat

We sell our crops the whole year through
To survive in the rat race
Pinched pennies, dimes, and dollars too
Now I gotta get away from this place

We're goin' on a Green family vacation
Gonna have the best time of our lives
On a Green family vacation
Maybe my dad'll let me drive
No chance on Earth

So where we goin'? Sorry, guys
Can't tell you, it would spoil the surprise
Green family vacation, I can't wait
Alright kids, go pack your suitcases

Vacation's about the exciting and new
And getting all the fun that you can get
So to make sure this one's awesome too
I made my dad a pamphlet

It's full of great ideas for trips
Each one wild and cool
So whichever one dad picks, It's guaranteed to rule
Which one will be our Green family vacation?

Maybe surfing mile-high waves?
On a Green family vacation
Or hunting gold in caves
On a Green family vacation
Could be that I'll soon be braggin'
On a Green family vacation
'Bout riding horses on a dragon

On trips I keep a journal
To note my discoveries
Like the rest stop where we found Bigfoot
Or that giant wheel of cheese

Vacation is for runnin' free
And getting into scrapes
Dang leg, you best keep up with me
Better give it extra tape

It'll be so fun to surprise everyone
With a trip we won't forget
Bill, by all means, I'll watch chateau de Greens
And chill here with your pets

I think of them more as our "friendly livestock" than our pets
You try rhyming "livestock"
See, this is why we got divorced

Hi, mom! Bye, mom!
Big city, so long!

We're goin' on a Green family vacation
I'm just ecstatic!
On a Green family vacation
It feels so cinematic!
Green family vacation
What's in store, a shark safari?
On a Green family vacation
What shall we find? Who cares, let's party!
We're on a Green family vacation
I could scream, family vacation!
On a Green family vacation
I can't wait!

Papa, where're we goin'?
If you don't tell me right now, I'll explode!
Please tell us, Papa!
Okay, here it is!
We are going
On the exact same sightseeing road trip
We went on last year!
What!?



Credits
Writer(s): Joachim Volker Von Starkenburg Horsley, Shane Houghton, Chris Houghton, Julia Layton, Lacey Dyer
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