Rules Rap

None of you will survive this mission
Unless you learn and follow the rules
Rules? Well, surely the most important rule
Is to have fun! Right, Colleen?
First, you will address me as "Commander Voyd"
And second, you could not be more wrong

Space ain't no vacation, it's a dangerous location
Your only weapon against it are these regulations
Unless it's your goal to stroll into a black hole
Listen to the system Zapp code, here we go!

Don't run, no finger guns
No staring at the sun
Stand up straight, hydrate
And always clench your buns
Use disinfection to perfection, and always pay attention
Mini golf is off limits, no exceptions!
Why do you even have it, then?

These are the Zapp-stronaut rules
Learn them all
Don't be a fool
There's a ton more, y'all

On this rocket, there's a ton of hot inventions that astonish
They're not toys for little boys, so they're locked up in a closet
Here's a no brainer: don't touch the cryochamber
It will freeze you in suspended animation with its vapor!

Like a human popsicle, you might need the hospital
Unless you want your teeth to chatter so much it's comical
When you're in the cockpit, there's no flying the ship
The controls are for those who know, and you know zip!

Not asking for the moon, just don't be a buffoon
Try to steer and you'll veer us into Neptune!

These Zapp-stronaut rules
They'll keep you alive
Don't sit there and drool, there's 8,095!

Genius Gwendolyn Z
Wrote this guide for you and me
For a better tomorrow, then we all must follow
These rules to a tee!

This initiative cannot fail
BigTech shall prevail
You hear the rules, now follow them through
Or you won't live to tell the tale!



Credits
Writer(s): Joachim Volker Von Starkenburg Horsley, Mike Yank, Shane Houghton, Chris Houghton
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