Std Symphony

In the sexy lights, I lose control
Rubbin' close, feelin' bold
Sexy game, a horny spree
Now my pecker's got a memory

From the bar to the afterparty
Every rub felt like ecstasy
But now I'm payin the price
For the nights of Colfax vice

Got them all, can't you see?
An STD symphony
Every night, every fling
Left a mark, now they sting!
From chlamydia to syphilis
A groupie dance, a barfly kiss

Herpes flare, a burning sign
In the shadows, love's decline
Gonorrhea and HPV
Caught in the rock and roll decree

Crabs, my greatest fear!
Whispers close, now it's here
In the bar, I found delight
Now infections haunt the night

Got them all, can't you see
Riddling my pee-pee
Every night, every fling
Left a mark, now they sting
From chlamydia to syphilis
A groupie dance, a barfly kiss

Rock and roll and late-night thrills
Led to these unwanted pills
Groupie games, without a care
Left my dick in disrepair

Oh my god, it stings!