Snacks While You Wait (A True Story)
Gotta get to the airport three hours early
Just to make sure I pass through airport security
I shave my beard to avoid being randomly selected
But somehow always end up getting prodded and fondled
The TSA agent yells at me for half an hour
How dare you bring enough soap for a shower
I finally make down to my gate
Only for me to hear the desk agent say
This flight has been delayed
It's going to be two hours late
Don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait!
This flight has been delayed
It's going to be two hours late
Don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait!
There's a flight to the same place leaving from the opposite gate
You try to book that flight, to no avail
You hear them offer vouchers if passengers skip that flight
But even still it remains overbooked through the night
They're no point stressing I say to myself
But I have a bad feeling and start to sweat
I'm Chilling at the gate my flights only an hour away
Oh what's that- a text flight update?
This flight's been further delayed
It may not even leave today
But don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait
This flight's been further delayed
It may not even leave today
But don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait
I try to call customer service
And this is what they said
"All available representatives are busy assisting other customers.
Please Hold"
I'm finally on the plane along with this crying baby
Who won't stop kicking the back of my seat
I put on my headphones to try to get some sleep
But then this baby starts to yell and scream
5 hours later we've finally landed
We rush out the plane with all of our baggage
Everyone orders their Lyft or Uber home
And make audible gasps when they look at their phone
Your car has been delayed
There's hella traffic in the way
It's prolly not okay
You won't get home today
Your car has been delayed
There's hella traffic in the way
It's prolly not okay
You won't get home
You won't get home
You won't get home today
Just to make sure I pass through airport security
I shave my beard to avoid being randomly selected
But somehow always end up getting prodded and fondled
The TSA agent yells at me for half an hour
How dare you bring enough soap for a shower
I finally make down to my gate
Only for me to hear the desk agent say
This flight has been delayed
It's going to be two hours late
Don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait!
This flight has been delayed
It's going to be two hours late
Don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait!
There's a flight to the same place leaving from the opposite gate
You try to book that flight, to no avail
You hear them offer vouchers if passengers skip that flight
But even still it remains overbooked through the night
They're no point stressing I say to myself
But I have a bad feeling and start to sweat
I'm Chilling at the gate my flights only an hour away
Oh what's that- a text flight update?
This flight's been further delayed
It may not even leave today
But don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait
This flight's been further delayed
It may not even leave today
But don't worry it's okay
We've brought some snacks while you wait
I try to call customer service
And this is what they said
"All available representatives are busy assisting other customers.
Please Hold"
I'm finally on the plane along with this crying baby
Who won't stop kicking the back of my seat
I put on my headphones to try to get some sleep
But then this baby starts to yell and scream
5 hours later we've finally landed
We rush out the plane with all of our baggage
Everyone orders their Lyft or Uber home
And make audible gasps when they look at their phone
Your car has been delayed
There's hella traffic in the way
It's prolly not okay
You won't get home today
Your car has been delayed
There's hella traffic in the way
It's prolly not okay
You won't get home
You won't get home
You won't get home today
Credits
Writer(s): Vikas Kumar
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