Vegetal

There's a potato growing on my couch
I'm not quite sure how it got there
How do I ask it to leave?
It can't hear me anyway
I'm not loud enough for it to comprehend this
It's not like it has auditory senses, not like you
It's getting really comfortable now
It's getting too comfortable now
It's not going to stop growing, that's mitosis
I'm hoping it does though, or that it was instead roses
But no, out of all flora: Solanum Tuberosum
Verdancy does makes for great decor
Maybe I shouldn't get rid of it so soon
I mean, it's there and it's not going anywhere
Why disturb a crude and gentle spud?
I think I'll keep it safe for one more night
Potatoes are pretty tasty, right?



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Writer(s): Jon Christian Dittmer
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