& This Is Why I Don't Go On Adventures

I went to the beach and got bit by a shark
Yeah, it really, really hurts, I think it will leave a mark
I thought we'd hit it off, but we didn't have the spark
From the start
I went to the Alps and all the snow was gone
I still tried to ski, but I think I did it wrong
There was too much friction, frowny face emoticon
I don't belong
I went on a cruise and I fell into the ocean
The waves make me sick, I need some ibuprofen
Oh yeah, I'm allergic and now my eyes are swollen
Can't keep them open
I went to a theme park and got a bit too dizzy
The rides are too fast, they make my hair all frizzy
I should say I can't go, I'm just way too busy
You'd have pity
At least in theory

This is why I don't go on adventures
I would rather stay home
I would rather be alone, on my own
In my place, just in case
I need an intervention
So that I can grow
I'm as open as a stone with hormones
I embrace my mistakes

I wanted to be cultured so I took a trip abroad
I learned the wrong language, Je ne comprends pas
I told someone in Paris, hasta mañana
What a faux pas
I went to the forest to learn from Mother Nature
I don't think she liked it, she was on her worst behavior
It rained every day and a bear attacked my neighbors
I can't blame her

This is why I don't go on adventures
I would rather stay home
I would rather be alone, on my own
In my place, just in case
I need an intervention
So that I can grow
I'm as open as a stone with hormones
I embrace my mistakes

The world's crazy
I like safety
I'll stay home
Because I'm lazy
Keep your danger
Secrets, strangers
I like mysteries on paper
The world's loud
Too many crowds
I lack the skill
To control the sound
Let's staycation
Less frustration
No more hyperventilation

This is why I don't go on adventures
I would rather stay home
I would rather be alone, on my own
In my place, just in case
I need an intervention
So that I can grow
I'm as open as a stone with hormones
I embrace my mistakes

So much for adventures
I would rather stay home
I would rather be alone, on my own
In my place, just in case
I need an intervention
So that I can grow
I'm as open as a stone with hormones
I embrace my mistakes



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