Frog Jam

Yo ho! Watch me go!
Book me for a wedding, run around real slow
Broke into a lighthouse and I took the light
Now I charge a fee if you wanna take a bite

Well hey, I'm choppin' down trees
Droppin' down DDR pad on my knees
Runnin' blindfolded, now my spine scrunch
Timberland Twister; Rock Bottom Plunge

Look here! The view in my side mirror
Objects are probably as far as they appear
Drummin' on the wheel
Fender bender near
Cause the Painkiller intro makes it sorta hard to steer

Look, I'm all broasted
Lookin' like a cryptid
Tried to get you King in Yellow
But then I got outbid
You forgot everything you learned from mixing Ativan and Adderall
You left out Frog Jam for the Hat Man but I snuck in and I ate it all

I know you know if you distract that guy
And you steal his hat
Then you get one wish
And I know what you're thinking
Cause I'm telling you I'm doing you a favor
Cause I'm telling you the fucked up thing is
If you're fucked up enough to get close enough
To fuck around and snatch that hat
You're too out of it to wish for anything cool
Just some plastic tools or an old backpack

Or a roast beef Juul (These side effects may include-)
Or a mildewed pool (Intoxication,)
Or a loose Pall Mall (Removal of your liver,)
Or a pancake stack (Contact with alien life forms,)
Or little slip of paper (Smaller feet,)
With a little drawing on it (Toenail dissolution,)
In an envelope with no stamp in a... (Worsening depression,)
(Panic and stress,
Dried dill,
Seven cloves of garlic,
Mustard seed,
Sea salt,
Cover all in vinegar,
And don't forget the most important ingredient:
Pickling cucumbers)

Hard to get in touch with how I really feel when I'm having these big emotions