The DMV

First thing has gotta be first on the list
When we get to the DMV, it'll make sense
All the way back
Way up top
There's a door on a hatch that they keep unlocked

Once we get in then away we go, man
Scuttle down the hallways
And doin' our handstands
Couple other things but I couldn't guess which
Cause best laid plans are a son of a bitch

Gotta be careful to dodge that pit
Gotta leave quick
Dart and flit
Remember to check the parity bit
Prototype Anthro Unit

Now into the street I stumble
Hit the parking lot and I'm ready to r-r-r-r-rumble
Feelin' like-feelin' like-feelin' like bumbert
Ready to-ready to-ready to bumble

Uhh...
Blblblblblbl

Feelin' like gumbert, all gummed up
Way that I'm feeling, all summed up
Mouth on my eyes like I'm making a Mii
Rip a branch off when I climb up a tree

Expand your partition for OPD
Hitcha with the short change, you know me
If you're like Sony, blockin' my root
Give your ass the Free McBoot

Got about a thousand ways that I express myself
But only roughly half of them can I do from the couch
I get recognized out at the grocery store
But mostly only cause my picture's on the wall
(Woo!)

His girl is selling pull tabs
She works down by the docks
He says he doesn't ever piss
Just sweats out green tea shots (Ew)
Sometimes think about him
But never very long
And honestly I don't know why I put this in the song

Okay, I admit, I got a little distracted
I guess I could have guessed it by the way that you reacted
Now what was I saying?
Just like we practiced -
Time to scratch dirt, hop the fence, and split
...shit

Sometimes it just goes like
Sometimes it's just one night
Sometimes on the full moon
Sometimes fills up the room
I don't really know what you expected
Alright now, I stand corrected
You sure are an encouraging bunch
Alright, now back to my hunch...
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahhhh...