I Am The Best (Just Ask Your Momma)

This guy not realize every time he comments
He's just making my video do better? Oh my God! Jesus!

I am the best, the worst
Obsessin' with me
You're only makin' me richer the more you hate what you see
I am the best, the worst
Your mama agrees
You're only makin' me richer the more you're hating on me

Oh hi, it's me
That girl, gettin' under your skin
I'm makin' music for queers
The women, theys and the thems
And you're so triggered
So angry, that I could exist
Who knew a princess like me
Could get you all so pissed?

I put a new vibrator on the wishlist
Everybody's trippin' like who's this girl?
Boy, little boy with no tits
But this little boy makes hello hits
And all the girls wanna kiss me
Na-na-na-na-na
And my feminist agenda
To put all your cocks in a blender
I'm just kiddin'! You get so offended
You can't make a joke these days, it's offensive!

Come down in my spaceship
Why so many grown ass men goin' ape shit?
One guy said he wants to kill me
'Cause I didn't reply when he told me that he loved me!
(I love you!)
And that's the world I'm livin' in
In the wide wide world of the internet
I'm gettin' so so good at ignoring it
They're gettin' so so pissed all because

I am the best, the worst
Obsessin' with me
You're only makin' me richer the more you hate what you see
I am the best, the worst
Your mama agrees
You're only makin' me richer the more you're hatin' on me
(Ewwww)

Another dick pick, another reason
That I am not straight
Wait-
And you wonder why these girls are all gay?
It's like excuse me, you see them
Look,look,look at your face
You're pushin' 50! You pervert!
Get out of my way!

'Cause I got places to go
And I've got venues to fill
I got thousands of people watchin' to see if I failed
I'm gonna give them a show
I'm gonna give them some hell
Why does this toxic feminist think she's some big deal?
I'm a big tipper didn't even sign
I've been independently blowing up your mind
You been on the bench while I been kickin' balls

You know she kick she scores each time
And your mother is my cheerleader
And I know just how to please her
And she's knitting me a sweater
Said "Delilah Bon forever!"
Don't cry little boy, I'm sorry
I didn't mean to steal your mommy
I didn't mean to make her love me
I'm just super uber pretty!

With one hand on your keyboard
And the other one on your willy
You say that I'm a slut
'Cause you know that you cannot date me
I see you hate-jerkin'
Hey, hey, hate-jerkin'
Hey hey!

Your mama's got a photo of me on your fridge
Your mama knows who her favorite girl is
While you're hate-jerkin'
Hey, hey, hate-jerkin'
Hey hey!
I just got bigger, I'm the winner
Take your mom to vegan dinner (oh!)

I am the best, the worst
Obsessin' with me
You're only making me richer the more you hate what you see
I am the best, the worst
Your mama agrees
You're only making me richer the more you're hating on me

I got another million views
See the comments I get?
You just wasted, I get bigger
On TV and then
I can smile, wave hello
To my biggest fan
I couldn't do it without you
My right hand man

'Cause every comment you leave
Only boosted my streams
Thank you for sharin' my post
You've no idea what it means
It's all the time that you spent
All the time that you gave me
While hating on my tunes
The algorithm went crazy!

I am the best, the worst
Obsessing with me
You're only makin' me richer the more you hate what you see
I am the best, the worst
Your mama agrees
You're only makin' me richer the more you're hating on me

'Cause I'm the best!
Just ask your mama (ask your mama)
'Cause I'm the best! Yeah
Just ask your mama (ask your mama)
'Cause I'm the best!
Just ask your mama (ask your mama)
'Cause I'm the best!

Just ask your mama (ask your mama)
'Cause I'm the best!
I'm the B- to the E- to the ST (just ask your mama)
I am the B- to the E- to the ST (just ask your mama)
I am the best!
The best! Don't test me

I am the B- to the E- to the ST