Freak Alert

Freak alert, freak, freak alert (ah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert

Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)

He's the F-R-E-A-K of the week
When I sit on the bus, I sit across from this creep
I see him touching his crotch, see him smiling at me
I put my earphones in, and I pretend I don't see

But I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder what he would do
If I gave him a smile, and then I jerked off too
Then I got a samurai sword out of my cute pink rucksack
And hacked away at his nut sack

Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie a reason to kill
When I sit in my seat feeling physically ill
Knowing he's gonna cum, wishing I had a gun
Shoot his dick, get off the bus, and go back home to my mom

When I get in the street, everyone looks at me
Old people pull their faces 'cause they think I'm a freak (oh my god)
Men yelling at me, cat-call in the street (hey, baby, where you going? Hey!)
But I got my samurai sword, I'm getting ready to repeat

Go on and get it, get it, get it, get it run to your mama
Run, run, run to your papa, eat your own dick for supper
I'm a mad bitch, super sick, gross motherfucker
If you push me, you'll suffer, I'm not like any other
Can you hear that?

Freak alert, freak, freak alert (ah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert

Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)

Another F-R-E-A-K of the week
When I get in the taxi, and he's flirting with me (mm, we're going, baby)
He's three times my age, he doesn't think that it's strange
The destination that I gave now has seemingly changed

I watch the route on my phone, no, he's not taking me home
I blame myself for getting into his car on my own
He pulls up somewhere and waits, two men appear at the gates
He turns around to grab me quickly, so I kick him in the face

I'm gonna stab a-, stab a-, stab a-, stab another motherfucker
Use my belt, choke him out, then sit waiting for the others
Gonna chop a-, chop a-, chop a-, chop a dick, make him splutter
Red and pink, on my sword, yeah, they're my favorite colors

Leave the scene, get away, go home to my mama
I'm gonna run a bubble bath, Netflix, and pajamas
I'm just surviving the world, wanting minimum drama
And if they're fucking with me, I'm gonna bite back like piranha
Gonna get that ha!

Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert (yeah)
Freak alert, freak, freak alert

Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)
Just another F-R-E-A-K! (Freak alert, freak, freak alert)

The final F-R-E-A-K of the day
Buying dairy, free milk, see him staring at me
I hear him slapping his dick under his leather coat
I tell the sweet ol' lady, "Get your shopping and go"

I step out into the isle, he's getting giddy, I see
He opens up his coat, so I can take a peek
It's then I start to grin, I feel like Harley Quinn
I hope the camera's catch the horror film that he's in

I'm gonna go chop a-, chop a-, chop a like a ripened banana (chop, chop, chop, chop)
His eyes widened, try to run, but he doesn't get further
The old lady blocks the door, now he's trapped by the counter
She's screaming, "Chop that dick, go quick!" Bad bitches forever

I take my sword from my cute pink rucksack again
Blow a kiss to the lady 'cause she's my new friend
And with the swing of the blade, I'm making red lemonade
This man will never, ever, ever touch his willy again

Delilah wants to love you, baby, like a woman always should
Listen to your man, and never listen to your gut
Delilah wants to love you, baby, like a woman always dreams
Listen to your man, and just forget about your dreams