Jacob Haller - Totally Awkward

The Christmas Lobster

I crawl along the ocean floor, then climb down your chimney
My shell is green and red. I'm all festive and cheery
I'm a well-known crustacean! Yes, everyone knows me
I'm the Christmas Lobster! (The Christmas Lobster!)

Now, I just want to make kids happy -- that's my one big cause
Everybody who mistreats them is breaking my laws, and
You know I'll nip their fingers with my sandy claws
'Cause I'm the Christmas Lobster! (The Christmas Lobster!)

Now, if you're naughty, then you'd better keep an eye on your hands
Because late Christmas Eve, I'll put together my plans
And you'll wake up in a tank restrained by rubber bands
'Cause I'm the Christmas Lobster! (The Christmas Lobster!)
Yeah, I'm the Christmas Lobster! (The Christmas Lobster!)
Yeah, I'm the Christmas Lobster!



Credits
Writer(s): Jacob Wolf Gibney Haller
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Other Album Tracks

  1. Totally Awkward (feat. Keith Munslow, Marty Ballou, Carl Querfurth, John Cote & Paul Alexander Williams)
  2. Modern Murder Ballad (Pretty Polly) [feat. John Cote & Ilana Katz Katz]
  3. The Evolution of My Facebook Feed Every November Through February in New England
  4. The DMV of Broken Dreams (feat. Keith Munslow, Marty Ballou, Carl Querfurth, John Cote & Paul Alexander Williams)
  5. The Christmas Lobster
  6. VR
  7. Walking Facepalm (feat. Richard Haller)
  8. Do Not Disturb (feat. Keith Munslow, Marty Ballou, John Cote, Chris Stovall Brown & Chris Brooks)
  9. Poor Innocent Boy
  10. A Haller Family Story

All Album Tracks: Totally Awkward >

Altri album

  1. Poor Innocent Boy
  2. VR
  3. The Christmas Lobster
  4. Cabin Fever
  5. Time to Break Up the Band
  6. Circumstantial Evidence
  7. Covers EP
  8. Mistaken Identity

All Albums of Jacob Haller >

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