Poor Innocent Boy

Your songwriting is inventive
Well, it's witty, and it's smart
You know, I always loved your shows
You really set yourself apart
Now I see, behind the scenes
All of the damage that you've done
You thought your talent could excuse it
But now at last you're on the run

And you say you're sorry, you only meant to bring us joy
You didn't know what you were doing, you poor, innocent boy
And you've been going to a therapist, and she's really helped a lot
Well, that might be true, but go get screwed
You can go to hell and rot

You're a true comedy legend
On TV and the big screen
While behind the scenes, the things you did
Made others quit the scene
And, if anybody intervened, well
Their careers you'd destroy
Now you claim to be contrite
It seems like just another ploy

And you say you're sorry, you only meant to bring us joy
You didn't know what you were doing, you poor, innocent boy
And you've been going to a therapist, and she's really helped a lot
Well, that might be true, but go get screwed
You can go to hell and rot
Yeah, that might be true, but go get screwed
You can go to hell and rot