Don't Get Sick This Is America

Don't get sick this is America
We like 'em young and healthy and strong
If you get sick in America
Ask yourself what you did wrong

True Americans don't get sick
The best among them are spared the worst
Leading the world in healthcare spending
That's why we say "America First"

If you need treatment in America
Just use all that money you saved
Thank God there's no socialism here
Who wants to live like a Scandinavian

His name is Jan
He gets health insurance, doesn't have to have a job
What a lazy slob

Dont be poor this is America
Count yourself lucky you're in the club
Why do you rely on the government
Surely you got a few nickels to rub

Quit your whining this is America
You can get by on the minimum wage
Just make sure it's essential
Do you really need three meals a day?

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps
Grandpa, he did it all himself
He worked hard so me and my father
Could inherit all that wealth

Oh! His name was Joe
He busted up the unions, they had to go
Sorry folks

Don't be black and vote in America
We need to see ten forms of I.D
Eight-hour wait in a purple state
Small price to pay in the land of the free

If it ain't broke then we won't fix it
Being here is amazing grace
Me and my friends, we're all colorblind
Stop making everything about race

There is no better place than America
That's the only thing to believe
Don't complain this is America
If you don't love her then you can leave

Oh! There's the door
Set your sail for some other less beautiful shore
But who's keeping score?

Don't be a woman in America
At least not one who raises her voice
Smile more ladies, you should be happy
You got every freedom, but freedom of choice

No wonder you got so many ex's
You try to be a man and that just won't do
There's a big difference between the sex's
And plenty of men will explain it to you

So what some men are misbehaving
Boys'll be boys, what a shock
Supreme Court justice and the president
That was all just locker room talk

Hey! It's okay!
We've seen a nice increase in executive pay
Let us pray

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing
Of thee I sing



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