A Whore Under Your Christmas Tree
It's Christmas Eve the snow's piled high
But there's no angel in the sky
Beneath the tinsel wrapped just right
A surprise waits for you tonight
The gifts are stacked the fire's warm
But here comes trouble in human form
No doll no train no luxury spree
Just a whore under your Christmas tree
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
The stockings are hung the wreath is lit
But this holiday twist is wild as shit
She's got candy cane heels and a devilish grin
The party starts when she walks in
She's not here to bake she's not here to clean
She's the naughtiest gift you've ever seen
No chestnuts roasting no silent night
Just chaos burning in the firelight
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
She's got the spirit but not the cheer
Turning your Christmas upside here
Tinsel tangled mistletoe low
This ain't a story for the snow
Santa's sleigh is out of sight
But the chaos here will last all night
The ornaments fall the tree leans back
This holiday's gone way off track
The bells are ringing the floorboards creak
This Christmas gift is far from meek
Forget tradition forget the glee
There's a whore waiting under your tree
The candles flicker the lights burn low
This Christmas chaos steals the show
No holy night no silent prayer
Just laughter wicked in the winter air
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
So if you hear the jingle bells ring
It's not the sleigh-it's a wilder thing
[Male]
There's no peace no holy decree
Just a whore waiting under your tree
But there's no angel in the sky
Beneath the tinsel wrapped just right
A surprise waits for you tonight
The gifts are stacked the fire's warm
But here comes trouble in human form
No doll no train no luxury spree
Just a whore under your Christmas tree
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
The stockings are hung the wreath is lit
But this holiday twist is wild as shit
She's got candy cane heels and a devilish grin
The party starts when she walks in
She's not here to bake she's not here to clean
She's the naughtiest gift you've ever seen
No chestnuts roasting no silent night
Just chaos burning in the firelight
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
She's got the spirit but not the cheer
Turning your Christmas upside here
Tinsel tangled mistletoe low
This ain't a story for the snow
Santa's sleigh is out of sight
But the chaos here will last all night
The ornaments fall the tree leans back
This holiday's gone way off track
The bells are ringing the floorboards creak
This Christmas gift is far from meek
Forget tradition forget the glee
There's a whore waiting under your tree
The candles flicker the lights burn low
This Christmas chaos steals the show
No holy night no silent prayer
Just laughter wicked in the winter air
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Wrapped in lace as naughty as can be
Santa didn't check his list twice
He sent you sin not something nice
Oh a whore under your Christmas tree
Forget the carols this is debauchery
So if you hear the jingle bells ring
It's not the sleigh-it's a wilder thing
[Male]
There's no peace no holy decree
Just a whore waiting under your tree
Credits
Writer(s): Xavi Hc
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Other Album Tracks
- A Very Dark Christmas (Intro)
- A Maddeningly Merry Tune
- Cloak the Halls in Shadows
- Joy to the World (But Not to My Ears)
- Violent Night
- We Wish You a Tormented Xmas and a Cursed New Year
- Holiday Hypocrisy Hymn
- Screaming Bells
- Santa Will Rip You Apart
- Black Christmas
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