School for Monsters / The Money Song (Reprise)

How much did we get?
Boy, it's not very much at all, is it?
Never say never, Princeton,
There's still one more person we have to hit up
No, no, no! Go away, me busy
But it for good cause
Oh, what in it for me, hmm?
Go away
I guess Kate'll never get her school for monsters
Wh-what you say?
Kate wants to open a school, for monsters
S-s-school? For monsters?
Me never hear of that
School for monsters
School for lonely little monsters
When me little, going to school,
Other children think me not cool,
Poking and pulling at me fur
Now me have therapist
And work on this with her,
But me no need me therapy
If monster school a reality
Here, me give you ten million dollars!
*Gasp*
Trekkie, where'd you get all that money?
In volatile market, only stable investment...
Is porn!
*laughter*
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!
Every time you do good deeds
You're also serving your own needs
When you help others,
You can't help helping yourself!