Horizontal Tango
I... I can't live without you
My tears in a flood
Would drain all my blood
Without your love
And you... You can't live without me
Your life would be bare
No one to pull your hair
While you're down on your knees
But let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a pig
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cute
Let's do the horizontal tango
And you... You dance so divinely
Pressed up against me
Feeling ever so free
Wearing only whipped cream
And I... Can't stand it much longer
I'll have to stop you
For a minute or two
Or it's over too soon
But let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a pig
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cute
Let's do the horizontal tango
Baby...
This has never happened before
'Cept with you...
But...
Let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a piggy piggy
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cuter
Let's do the horizontal tango
My tears in a flood
Would drain all my blood
Without your love
And you... You can't live without me
Your life would be bare
No one to pull your hair
While you're down on your knees
But let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a pig
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cute
Let's do the horizontal tango
And you... You dance so divinely
Pressed up against me
Feeling ever so free
Wearing only whipped cream
And I... Can't stand it much longer
I'll have to stop you
For a minute or two
Or it's over too soon
But let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a pig
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cute
Let's do the horizontal tango
Baby...
This has never happened before
'Cept with you...
But...
Let's do the horizontal tango
Gonna take you home baby
Make you squeal like a piggy piggy
Let's do the horizontal tango
Got my chips and whips
Swivelly hips and my creamy ranch dip
Let's do the horizontal tango
You're kinda freaky freaky
Like a homeless guy, but cuter
Let's do the horizontal tango
Credits
Writer(s): Philip Anthony Johnson
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