What Santa Wants
I don't know, kids, you know what happened last year.
Pleeeeeeeease!
Well, ok
When I was a young warthog I asked for a Christmas gift
A Red Ryder BB gun to give my world a little lift
They said I'd shoot my eye out but I asked Santa anyway
I put out the milk and cookies and woke up on Christmas Day
To find two packs of underwear, a turtleneck,
and a book on the chemical composition
of fossils found in Antarctic glaciers
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
What Santa wants
Yeah!
He wants a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
I went on a search to get what I need
And I found it in the hood
I met a guy who had the stuff to get Santa off real good
He said Christmastime is yours this year
The fat man, he'll love these chicks
They do this special Christmas trick with
tree flocking, curling ribbon and egg nog
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
What Santa wants
He wants a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Guitar!
Well I snuck downstairs to take a little peek
At the man with the beard
See what I, I could see
He did the line and he did the booze
But he hadn't touched the hoes
Could Santa be gay?
Gasp!
Oh, no. There he goes
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
A bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
As a bottle of whiskey, two hoo...
Dad is that you?
Pleeeeeeeease!
Well, ok
When I was a young warthog I asked for a Christmas gift
A Red Ryder BB gun to give my world a little lift
They said I'd shoot my eye out but I asked Santa anyway
I put out the milk and cookies and woke up on Christmas Day
To find two packs of underwear, a turtleneck,
and a book on the chemical composition
of fossils found in Antarctic glaciers
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
What Santa wants
Yeah!
He wants a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
I went on a search to get what I need
And I found it in the hood
I met a guy who had the stuff to get Santa off real good
He said Christmastime is yours this year
The fat man, he'll love these chicks
They do this special Christmas trick with
tree flocking, curling ribbon and egg nog
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
What Santa wants
He wants a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Guitar!
Well I snuck downstairs to take a little peek
At the man with the beard
See what I, I could see
He did the line and he did the booze
But he hadn't touched the hoes
Could Santa be gay?
Gasp!
Oh, no. There he goes
But I got a new trick to make Santa click
And give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
What Santa wants
A bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Cuz Santa's damn generous when he's feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice but it just ain't the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
As a bottle of whiskey, two hoo...
Dad is that you?
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