E.V.I.L. B.O.Y.S.

Psst, mom
Candace, have you been near the wild parsnips again?
Yes, but you got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing
What is it now?

Those boys are always up to something
And it's bringing me to tears cause
Just before you get home it always just magically disappears

Those boys are evil
But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess
Those boys are evil
Let me spell out for you mom
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

They built a roller-coaster
And a beach in the backyard
Drove cattle through the city
And messed up the boulevard
They took me back in time when we went to that museum
They built 50 feet tree house robots
But still you didn't see 'em

Those boys are evil
Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress
Those boys are evil
Sing it with me, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S

I know you think they're saints
But mom, I'm here to tell
Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L

Those boys are evil
They're makin me feel like my head is in hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good
Those boys are evil
Everybody, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's what I'm talkin about
E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S
That's what those boys are
Evil little boys