Bill of Sale

We got a bill of sale right here that says he belongs to us
We bought him fair and square last year
And we own the little cuss
Look here, read the writin'
That gives us a legal claim
Oh, we got a bill of sale right here with dear little Petey's name!
I don't believe it!
We got a bill of sale in hand and lady if you don't budge
We'll pick you up right where you stand and bring you before the judge
No sir
That boy is our property, same as the family cow
Cause we got a bill of sale right here and we're gonna take him now
You can't have him (He's gotta do his chores)
You don't love him (Paint the barn and wash the doors)
All you've done (Shine shoes) up to now (Turn screws) is break his heart (Fix a broken fuse)
You'll abuse him (He's so good at feedin' hogs), and just use him (Pitchin' hay and choppin' logs)
Look out, or I'll take you apart
We'd like to see you try it
We got a bill of sale right here he's ours until he dies
Stay where you are
Just one more move and you'll get it between the eyes
You won't make a slave of him even if you connive
Yes we will, cause we got a bill of sale right here
We got a bill of sale right here, we got a bill of sale right here
Right here
You can't have him, you don't love him
All you've done up to now is break his heart
You'll abuse him, and just use him
Watch out or I'll take you apart
We'd like to see you try it
We got a bill of sale right here that says he belongs to us
Fight all you want, won't do no good to holler and fume and fuss
Leave town, keep on goin' before I can count to five
We got a bill of sale right here
I'll protect him
We got a bill of sale right here
As long as I'm
We got a bill of sale right here. Right here
Alive!



Credits
Writer(s): Al Kasha, Joel Hirschhorn
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