Get Me What I Need

There's the cool kids, there's the preps and there's the skate punks and the jocks
And then there's me
There's the losers, there's the nerd and there's the stoners and the goths
And then there's me
But then there's you!
Cause you're the new kid in the school you're not defined by one specific breed
And so you're free to flit from group to group from scene to scene
Cause you're the conduit, the medium, the go between
Which means you're perfectly positioned to get me what I need.
They don't like me
Even back before the crutches it was clear, I don't fit here
So it's hopeless, I can't walk right up to Kendra and say hey
She'd run away
But look at you, you're making friends and having parties
And adapting with impressive speed!
Just 20 minutes where we're sitting so our knees could touch
Yes it's a tiny inconvenience but it means so much
And out of all of Indiana you can get me what I need!
Evan: It's impossible
And what I need is Kendra
(Kendra, Kendra)
Beautiful Kendra!
(Kendra, Kendra)
Wonderful Kendra
Make her appear!
If you want a girl the girl you want is
Kendra!
(Kendra, Kendra)
Very hot Kendra!
(Very hot, very hot)
Go tell Kendra
I'm waiting here!
Here's the problem
Every minute every second that I wait
Might be too late
So lets face it, if I ever had a chance the time is now
So who cares how?
Just do your best!
And I won't bother you again and thats a promise
Guaranteed!
So you can help me out and we can both do very well
Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell
It's up to you, you've got a choice, you've got incentive
To succeed!
Yes I know it sounds insane!
Jerry Lewis can explain!
You've got to help me Evan
Help me Evan
Help me Evan
Help me Evan
Get
Me
What
I
Neeeeeeeeeed
Evan: I'll try!
Archie: I knew you would.