Your Country Needs You

There's a printer in your office, a computer in your chair
Your cards are on the table. It's not that we don't care
You've really been no trouble, but just in case you are
Computers don't join unions. Would you leave the company car

You try to find a job, but an indiscretion years ago
Is down in your records, and you'll never even know
Computers don't forget, and you'll never clear your name
Unforgiving they'll ensure that you never work again

So it's, Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole
Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole

Supply and demand, the difference is deep
And many jobless people means the labour is cheap
Which keeps the profits rising, but you can't expect a share
You see them in their massive motors
And they say there's none to spare

So it's, Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Britain can be Great again if you just play your role
Private sector needs incentive, so your pay's been redirected
We've gotta pay the rich, your country needs you on the dole

Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole
Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole
Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole
Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole
Congratulations Sir, you've been especially selected
Congratulations, your country needs you on the dole