Who Is Mr. X

There's no room at the inn
The bar is full and so's the skin
The Christmas drink you've had a few
Jesus drank wine but not like you
The music's loud and the lights are low
You've gotta get under the mistletoe
You've got loose a party screw
It's "Peace on earth", but a bang for you!

Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
Ignore what he said and did
'Cause X marks the spot where the treasure's hid
Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
Try to forget his name
Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
That's Mr X of Xmas fame

Your kid's in the nativity play
That's done in church on Christmas day
You tell the children that the story's true
It's good for kid's, is it for you?
Good will to men, good food to some
Let shepherd kneel and wise men come
Let angels sing to the king of the Jews
He's born today but not in you!

Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
Ignore what he said and did
'Cause X marks the spot where the treasure's hid
Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
Try to forget his name
Who is Mr. X? Who is Mr. X?
That's Mr X of Xmas fame

While Shepherds watch their flocks by night
All seated on the ground
An angel of the LORD came down
And glory shone around
Oh little town of Bethlehem
How still we see the lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by

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Who is, who is, who is Mr. X?
Who is, who is, who is Mr. X?
Who is, who is, who is Mr. X?
Who is, who is, who is Mr. X?