Man of Constant Borrow

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd

No sir somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known

SOLO

My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your Corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus T J-U-double-D
Better known as the reining King of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really?) pay