The Brady Bunch

You can watch Mr. Rogers, you can watch Three's Company
And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game
Or The Addams Family
I say, you can watch Barney Miller, and you can watch your MTV
And you can watch 'til your eyes fall out of your head
That'll be okay with me
And you can watch (TV!)

You can watch Johnny Carson you can watch Phil Donahue
And you can use TV Guide to help you decide with a capsulized review
Say, you can watch 60 Minutes, even Captain Kangaroo
But there's only one set, so whatever you watch
Well, you know I gotta watch it too

Say, give it up, give it up
Television's taking its toll
That's enough, that's enough
Gimme the remote control
I've been nice, I've been good
Please don't do this to me

Turn it off, turn it off
I don't want to have to see The Brady Bunch
Not The Brady Bunch
Well, The Brady Bunch
Yeah, The Brady Bunch

It's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
The youngest one in curls
It's a story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together
Yeah, but they were all alone

Until the one day, one day
When the lady met the fellow
And they knew, and they knew
It was much more than a hunch
That the group
This group must somehow form a family
That's the way, that's the way
That's the way they all became The Brady Bunch

Well, The Brady Bunch
Yeah, The Brady Bunch
Well, The Brady Bunch
Oh, it's The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch
Oh, The Brady Bunch, yeah

Oh, The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch
Well, it's The Brady Bunch
Well, it's The Brady Bunch
Well, it's The Brady Bunch
It's The Brady Bunch