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Hello, I'm Howard Beamer and I'm running for state's Attorney General. This is my pledge to you. I promise that if anyone breaks the law, I will personally go to his or her house and beat the shit out of 'em!
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On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
Hello, I'm Howard Beamer and I'm running for state's Attorney General. This is my pledge to you. I promise that if anyone breaks the law, I will personally go to his or her house and beat the shit out of 'em!
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The following statement is true
The preceding statement was false
(TV promo)
On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
Credits
Writer(s): George Carlin
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Other Album Tracks
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- Hippy Dippy Weatherman (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, December 24, 1967)
- Camp Counselor (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, May 10, 1970)
- Daytime Television (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, March 19, 1967)
- The News (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, May 18, 1969)
- News Report (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, January 29, 1967)
- Television (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, February 8, 1970)
- Going To The Movies (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, October 1, 1967)
- Big City Crime (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, October 27, 1968)
- Election Year (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, April 28, 1968)
- Eyes, Hair, Ali, Vietnam, The Weather (Live On The Ed Sullivan Show, February 28, 1971)
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