My Name Is Not Rico

Aaah...
Put a rush on 'em!
Rico, Rico, Rico...

Gerardo's in effect with a bilingual single
Working up a sweat as he makes the girls tingle
Sexing up the mic hand on crotch with an attitude
Scoping out the ones that are bound to get nude

Listo y preparado para cualquier ocasión
Con una caja de protección para mi única adicción
Potente como siempre con los chones calientes
Una por una, caen todas inconscientes

You thought I would mature
Maybe on the next album
The G-MAN bares his chest
As he flashes his Calvins
Lyrics in the mix on the verge of rating X
Feminists on my back
When all they want from me is sex

Soltero, sin problemas
Más astuto que los demás
Con mujeres diferentes
Para inspirar mis nuevos temas
Casanova quedó corto a mi lado
Nadie se imagina
Cuántas hembras he conquistado...

(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
¡Mi nombre no es Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)

Back by popular demand
The "suave" operators at it again
Pen in hand
With new material for the critics to slam
Ain't nothing soft about my lyrics so slam me
Your daughter's jock so you can't stand me

Una vez más al compás
Con el micrófono en mi mano
En Inglés o en Castellano
Hermanos hispanos, no hablo en vano
El poeta de los noventa no ha cambiado
Me sigo levantando con dos hembras a mi lado

I ain't changing my image
This one's sure to go platinum
The music business hasn't heard
The last of this Latin man
Been on a roll since my first cut went gold
Now it's hard to get a hold of G-E-R-A-R-D-O

¿Qué les parece? Mi fama crece y crece
Dicen que soy creído, un bandido...
Bueno, a veces
Mami dice que soy un buen chico
Pero, mira cómo cambio
Cuando alguien me llama Rico

(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
¡Mi nombre no es Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)

Break it down!
Aaah...

You see I met a potential stand
She had a nice backyard
And was approved by the G-MAN band
So, I told myself what the heck!
Told her to wait backstage
That I'd meet her after the set

Terminado la función
Entre aplausos, rosas, calzones y otras cosas
A escondidas caminaba...
Encontré a mi nena
Y la llevé donde el limo me esperaba

We started getting busy so I pulled out my bib
I'm the sushi connoisseur
So, you know just what I did
She was huffing and puffing like the bad wolf
The fogged-up windows on the limo were proof

Todo andaba bien pues la tenía bien "hot"
So, I reached in my pocket
For the jimmies that my mom had bought
En eso nena pegó tremendo grito
And instead of yelling out my name she said:
"Do me, Rico!"

(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
¡Mi nombre no es Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)
My name is not Rico!
(Yo, Rico!)

Gerardo en el '92
No ha perdido su sentido del humor
Lo que pasa es que ya estoy cansado
De que no sepan mi nombre
Así que, para que esa gente
Que todavía no se lo ha aprendido
Ahora engancha
Que ahora entra el atrevido